Preschool Potty Storytime

Seth has asked me for 2 days if I have blogged this story yet, so here goes...

David had just finished peeing in the potty.

[David] (pointing to his privates) "Hey Momma, what is this big part down here?"
(small pause as Momma takes a breath figures out the appropriate response)
[Momma] "You should ask Daddy about that...but that is called your balls."
[David] "Oh! My balls are big."
[David] "I am big because my balls are big!"

Not left-handed

No one in our family is left handed. And, I guess as my friend Kim found out today, we don't really know our right from our left.


Kim: "David, this is your right foot."
David: "Yes, this IS my right foot and this one IS my wrong foot."

I love School

Jonathan: "I love school more than anything else!"
Momma: "More than ANYTHING?"
Jonathan: "Well, not more than God or Jesus."
Momma: "Do you mean you love going to school more than anywhere else?"
Jonathan: "Um, well, not more than going to the Donut place."