Texting

Today, Jonathan explained to me that g2g means "got to go". And so it has started. I am being taught text lingo by my 10 year old.

...and I feel old.

Oh no you won't!

I walked in the bathroom this afternoon to see my Sonicare toothbrush vibrating on the counter. Beside the counter, Thomas was taking off his shirt.

Me: "What are you doing?"

Thomas: "I'm going to use that to massage my arm pits."