Stayin' Alive

Last week one night we went out to eat as a family.

As we arrived at the restaurant, David said, "Momma, can we have some of that small food?"
(M) "Huh? What do you mean?"
(D) "The small food that keeps you alive."
(M) "... you mean, appetizers?"
(D) "YES! Can we have appetizers?"

Overheard after Dinner

"David, I had peanuts at school today and I didn't like them at all. You are not missing out on anything." Jonathan, 11

Jonathan's 5th grade class has been doing state presentations. One of the students brought in peanuts because their state presentation was on Georgia, "The Peanut State."