David: "Momma, Where is Heaven?"
Thomas: "I know! I know! It is in God Town."
Daddy (in quiet voice): "Oh, I am dead. I am sooo dead."
This was said as he was trying to show off the frog he captured earlier that morning to some company (kids and adults). The frog had been kept in a covered dish in his office. The dish was empty. The frog was located in the office and promptly let back out into the yard.
Wednesday, July 02, 2008