[Momma] "David! Don't hit him."
[David] "I DIDN'T hit him. I PUNCHED him."
[Jonathan] "Momma, when are your boobs going to get smaller?
[Jonathan] "When are your boobs going to get back to the normal size?
[Momma] "What do you mean 'normal size'? Boobs can be all different sizes. Some are smaller and some are bigger. (Thinking: Am I really saying this?)
[Jonathan] "Well, when are your boobs going to get smaller?
Saturday, March 08, 2008