Sunday, October 28, 2007

Sleep-peeing

I know at least once when I was young I got out of bed and went to the bathroom and when I opened my eyes, I was nowhere near the bathroom, but, say, in the kitchen filling up the trashcan. I remember on occasion that at least two of my brothers did the same thing. Now, I can proudly say, I have been on the other side of the exchange. Tonight just after watching the Rockies lose Game 4 of the World Series, I heard one of the boys walking around upstairs. I waited and then walked up to see what was going on. The boys dorm room door was open so I walked in to do a bed check. David- check. Thomas- check. Jonathan- nope. 1 Missing In Action. I walked into Elisabeth's room. No Jonathan. I walked into Momma's Sanctuary (her craft room). There stood Jonathan with his underwear around his thighs peeing on the television. I spoke his name. He jumped and looked at me and looked around bewildered. Then I carried him into the bathroom where he finished putting out forest fires. When I carried him into his room, he started laughing. I asked him what was so funny and he said, "grumphiujng jerdinction frunctural." He was definitely still asleep and I didn't get the joke.

7 comments:

Emily Anne said...

Oh WoW!!! This story was so hilarious that Daniel came in to see what I was laughing at. I, of course, had to share. :O) This started a whole new topic of conversaion that we had never had before. Thanks! ;o) ~Shirley

Carmom said...

LOL with tears rolling down the face. Wish Matt were here so we could laugh together.

Melissa Guay said...

LOL!!!!!!!!! Oh man, having boys just adds completely different adventures!!! That's hilarious!!! I'm glad Hayley doesn't do that when SHE sleepwalks! :)

Kimberly said...
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Kimberly said...

I keep coming back and reading this post just for the laughs. I'm a little surprised that Keith hasn't left a comment regaling you with his exploits of sleep-peeing.

Anonymous said...

Oh, how I loathe sleep-peeing.

Who are we kidding... Your brother STILL sleep-pees.

Ok, I am just kidding.

Sleep-peeing on the TV?? AWESOME!

Kristen

Bakatari said...

Sleep-peeing is the best.}
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. no one heard